The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'
This is utter genius. If you want to join the Facebook group it's here.
I'm leaving the country.
Can you imagine the fear of knowing someone who's done any of these things?
They'll probably be dead soon.
Ladies and Gentlemen, sit back and prepare to shit yourself with fear and worry.
It's The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'.
ARE YOU SCARED YET?!
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AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers....
ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-can... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-gla...
ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/Asbestos-schools-kill-pupils-...
BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-pros... and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-c...
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-c...
RADIOACTIVITY (again, just no irony whatsoever) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-radioactive-spy-buried-bar-...
THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you'll understand) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous--...
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCEhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/Dye-alert-spreads-school-mea...
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