9 Mar 2010

The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'

This is utter genius. If you want to join the Facebook group it's here.

I'm leaving the country.

Can you imagine the fear of knowing someone who's done any of these things?
They'll probably be dead soon.

Ladies and Gentlemen, sit back and prepare to shit yourself with fear and worry.
It's The Daily Mail list of 'Things that give you cancer'.

ARE YOU SCARED YET?!

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ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Cancer-causing-chemicals-soy-sauce.html
CANDLE-LIT DINNERShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1207726/Candles-release-scents-laced-cancer-chemicals-warn-scientists.html#ixzz0dufFps6a
CHILDLESSNESShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html
CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-201390/Health-warning-childrens-food.html
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html
ENGLISH BREAKFASThttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1049142/Traditional-English-fry-raise-risk-bowel-cancer-63-cent.html
KIDNEY TRANSPLATShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-459097/TV-prize-kidney-carries-risk-cancer.html
LIVER TRANSPLANTShttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207838/Cancer-liver-transplant-killed-husband.html
NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article)http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-c...
POVERTYhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html
THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you'll understand) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous--...
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCEhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/Dye-alert-spreads-school-meals.html